the body builder

[2guns]

A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, ready for the act, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See there, baby? That's 1000 pounds of Dynamite!" She begins to drool. The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging legs, "See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point. Finally, he drops his underpants, and she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door. He catches her before she is able to run out the door, and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to leave?" She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite, and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"

[IronGame]

Personal experance 2guns? I think you can get a pump to help with that kind of problem :pfft:

[MUSCLEROIDS]

Personal experance 2guns? I think you can get a pump to help with that kind of problem :pfft:

Irongame i like it :pfft: :pfft: :pfft: :pfft:

[2guns]

I think you can get a pump to help with that kind of problem

i dont think theyd make a pump big enough, and dont offer to lend me yours coz it would be laughably too small for me

[IronGame]

I recon If you take a McD's straw and put a drop of KY in it place your member inside and get cammo to suck on the other end it should do the trick, I would say you could expect anything from 1/8 -1/4 mm length and gerth increase. Or just lose the straw, forget about girls and be content with cammo :kiss:

[chchardgainer]

I recon If you take a McD's straw and put a drop of KY in it place your member inside and get cammo to suck on the other end it should do the trick, I would say you could expect anything from 1/8 -1/4 mm length and gerth increase. Or just lose the straw, forget about girls and be content with cammo :kiss:

:pfft: :pfft: hes saying what were all thinkin. - funniest post this month!!

[fudoc5]

I recon If you take a McD's straw and put a drop of KY in it place your member inside and get cammo to suck on the other end it should do the trick, I would say you could expect anything from 1/8 -1/4 mm length and gerth increase. Or just lose the straw, forget about girls and be content with cammo :kiss:

:pfft: :pfft: :pfft: :pfft:

[Dumbelldog]

Oh shit mate that wasn't the responce you were looking for a.

[IronGame]

Oh shit mate that wasn't the responce you were looking for a.

Ohh its all good 2guns know's I got nothin but love for him :wink: