RUIN A WISH

[diamond]

granted, but you didn't mention which dude, so i will take it you mean one of the weedy pathetic guys that gets wacked by the main character.

i wish i had the winning lotto numbers for tonight.

[The Legend Killer]

Granted, you won $24 on division 6. Well done!

I wish for world peace.

[mike-311]

Granted, Unfortunitly they thought you said Peas.

I wish I owned a Tank

[IronGame]

Granted, but by tank they thought you ment a big fat hairy powerlifter from Romainia, hes all yours!

I wish every gym had DB that went up to " to heavy to lift"

[mike-311]

granted, unfortunitly all the lifters try to give it a go and throw there backs out, so now the gyms have to up all there fees to recover from the drop in attendants :shifty:

I wish there was not such thing catabolisim

[Laver]

I wish there was not such thing catabolisim

Granted, but as we all know the universe must stay in perfect harmony, now there's no anabolism either, so we're all fucked.

I wish Healty food was cheaper than fast food, or at least fast food was taxed, to subsidise healthy food.

[emmzies]

I wish Healty food was cheaper than fast food, or at least fast food was taxed, to subsidise healthy food.

Granted, healthy food is now much more affordable however... the increased affordability means demand cannot keep up with supply so eggs, meat, fruit and veges become scarce and are limited to those unhealthy enough to have doctors certificates stating how much they need healthy food otherwise they will die. This means you seriously loose out and are forced to consume Macca's morning noon and night.

I wish all men were perfect in every way and completely understood woman.

[teamfatboy]

Granted - of course we always were perfect in every way, but now we understand women perfectly. Of course, we STILL aren't going to talk about our feelings, and yes, if you ask us whether those new clothes make your butt look big, we will STILL get the answer wrong :grin:

I wish potato chips were anabolic =P~

[Gym rat]

I wish I had a home gym like Ronnie Coleman home gym

[Android]

Granted.

But you can't even lift the lightest dumbbell in his set of weights. Even his stairmaster is set to 'hard' and the only cardio you can do is dusting the machines once a week for the 'Ronnie Gym' home tours that you now have to host.

GymRat you didn't grant TFB his wish...it's Granted! potatoes chips are anabolic, they are still fattening too so you still can't eat them but the school kids these days are freak'n huge!

I wish I was the only one could have wishes granted (lets see this get granted LOL...could be the end of this thread if it does)

[teamfatboy]

Granted - but the genie who grants your wishes is as deaf as a post, and after he gives you a twelve-inch pianist, you begin to regret your wish!

I wish the Highlanders could find some form :boohoo:

[biggurl27]

Granted, but they all have to run about in frilly knickers and then no one wishes to watch them.

I wish could read minds

[SoaringSwine]

I wish could read minds

Granted. Only you read your local barrista's mind and discover he has been spitting and putting other bodily fluids in your coffee for the many years you've been getting coffee from the cafe.

I wish I had a body double.

[1day]

and so u will have one, unfortunably he attends ur family function (so u dont have too) and u find out the day after that he got really drunk and did a dare to streek threw the room ,but unfortunatly mid way threw the dare the chilli he ate 2hrs prior kicks in and ........well u now have a big cleaning bill :doh:

ummm i wish i had a photographic memory

[emmzies]

and so u will have one, unfortunably he attends ur family function (so u dont have too) and u find out the day after that he got really drunk and did a dare to streek threw the room ,but unfortunatly mid way threw the dare the chilli he ate 2hrs prior kicks in and ........well u now have a big cleaning bill :doh:

ummm i wish i had a photographic memory

and so you are granted a photographic memory. Unfortunutly shortly after, whilst sorting out the attic you discover extensive evidence of your grandparents’ recent obsession with erotic photography, and thereby are permanently traumatized forevermore.

I wish ... for a fair life of constant fun, excitement and satisfaction for all who truly deserve it.

[1day]

u wish is granted.................and then u die :doh:

i wish i was invicible 8)

[emmzies]

u wish is granted.................and then u die :doh:

i wish i was invicible 8)

hmmmm....

your wish is granted but i come back as a pissed-off ghost and thereby haunt your unescapable life meaning your destined for eternal misery.

I wish for a really good coffee right now.

[1day]

ur wish will be granted.....wots ur address, il come deliver it and charge u delivery fee from hamilton.so thats a total of coffee= $3.50, taxi to airport $78, flight $150. plus there are no return tickets until the morning so guess im crashin the nite :wink:

i wish i cud eat anything i like, anytime, and any amount and not put on fat.

[AlBundy]

Granted however now your body has no way of absorbing or converting consumed food into fat and is eating away at the fat which supports your internal organs, also due to the inability for the body to use fat its lost its ability to convert cholesterol into testosterone leaving you to die a medical mystery that house himself would have trouble solving.

I wish I could respawn at any location on earth if I died.

[biggurl27]

Granted your you are reborn as a snail in Taihape and SQUISH!!!! Unfortunately someone steps on you on there early morning jog.

I wish I could speak 20 different languages esp Samoan, Maori and Chinese, but I wouldn't let on, just to be nosey and know what they are yacking about.