RUIN A WISH

[mike-311]

Heres a game I thought would be kinda cool, I stole it from another site :pfft:

One person makes a wish,

And the next person ruins it and then makes another.

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Poster 1. I wish I had a Home Gym

Poster 2. Granted you have a Home gym, But it arrives in a million different peaces and all the instructions are in Japanese, plus there is a strange looking spider in the box and it just bit your hand.

I wish I had a Maid.

And so on, I'll start by making the first wish and then its up to someone else to ruin it and make another wish.

I wish I looked like Ronnie Colmen

[Manu]

Your wish is granted!! All is good in the life of Big Ron until you have to get into bed with Vicki Gates, now who does who? Oooohhh yeah nuttin but a peanut......or is it a cheerio?

I wish I had a million dollars.

[AlBundy]

Done, one million dollars are released from a b-2 spirit stealth bomber directly onto your house. Achieving terminal velocity each coin becomes as destructive as a bullet. Congrats your house is now ruined and all your pets are dead. :pfft:

I wish I had a time machine.

[haydz0r]

your wish is granted. Unfortunately a fly gets trapped in the time machine with you and while you are disassembled in preparation for time travel your DNA gets mixed up with the flies and when you arrive back in 1940 you are half fly - half human and people throw pitch forks at you.

I wish i could breath under water.

[teamfatboy]

Your wish is granted...but global warming means your habitat disappears, you get caught like Nemo and spend your life in a fishbowl on top of the telly.

I wish I could fly.

[poos_n_wees]

And so you can fly... :grin: But its hunting season, and you're unaware that you've become the prime target of 5 different hunters. Not only do you get shot down, but you land quite far away, so a dog is sent to drag your body all the way back to the hunters.

I wish I could read minds.

[The Legend Killer]

Congratulations, you've gained the ability to read minds. Unfortunately the nearest person to you is your grandfather, who is having some rather amorous thoughts about what he'd like to do to your nana.

I wish I could swap bodies for the day with a really attractive woman.

[Pseudonym]

My, those breasts do become you, TLK. Unfortunately, the chick you've swapped with can't seem to stop chatting up other guys... in your body. Oooh, there goes the reputation!

I wish I could climb buildings Spiderman-style.

[Cammo]

Congratulations, your wish was granted.... the world trade center was a bad choice that day....

I wish I was eternally rich!

[AlBundy]

Your wealth causes the entire worlds economy to become inflated to the point where you are the only one who can afford anything. Because of this an angry mob led by billgates comes to kill you.

I wish I knew who stole the protein that was delivered to my house yesterday :gunfire:

[Cammo]

Your wealth causes the entire worlds economy to become inflated to the point where you are the only one who can afford anything. Because of this an angry mob led by billgates comes to kill you.

I wish I knew who stole the protein that was delivered to my house yesterday :gunfire:

Your wish is granted..... it was the Mongrel Mob... and they'll be back to have a little "chat" with you.... they don't like that flavour!

I wish I owned a harem.

[diamond]

your wish is granted. They all have herpes.

i wish i had a flying carpet

[mike-311]

Granted, you have a flying carpet.

Unfortunately the previous owner was a Harem with herpes, plus fucken Aladdin keeps cutting you off and his Little monkey companion flips you the bird and flings poo.

I wish I could breath under water.

[haydz0r]

Your wish is granted, unfortunately another member of the forum has already wished for that and he hunts you down with a small toothpick and kills you by small lacerations to major arteries.

I wish I was hung like a horse

[diamond]

your wish is granted.

Unfortunatley because of the size of your new piece you are only able to slam other horses or female elephants.

i wish you could travel anywhere for free

[haydz0r]

"i wish YOU could travel anywhere for free" unfortunately because of your wording, your wish is given to me (and i am you when you are talking to me) and so i get to travel anywhere for free and you still have to pay. As an added bonus you've turned homosexual.

I wish I had 21 horny virgins in front of me willing to do anything I want.

[diamond]

"i wish YOU could travel anywhere for free" unfortunately because of your wording, your wish is given to me (and i am you when you are talking to me) and so i get to travel anywhere for free and you still have to pay. As an added bonus you've turned homosexual.

I wish I had 21 horny virgins in front of me willing to do anything I want.

your wish is granted and 21 horny male virgins proceed to work you over :pfft:

i wish this thread would end.

[haydz0r]

your wish ... isnt granted.

i wish for someone to take me off life support

[AlBundy]

While you're sleeping a man dressed as duffman appears and using the time machine he inherited from me when I died in 1940 he takes you back in time to when the earth dosn't exist your life support is now terminated.

I wish I had no upper strength limit and could just continually increase my strength.

[Cammo]

Your wish is granted.... now every time you try to get your freak on with a lady you end up accidently crushing every bone in their body.

I wish Santa was real.

[haydz0r]

Your wish has been granted, unfortunately for you, Santa is a 40 year old nympho and ends up emptying his sack on your face.

I wish for a new microwave

[2guns]

emptying his sack on cammos face.. HAHAHAHA! :pfft: :pfft:

[Cammo]

Cammo emptying his sack on my face.. HAHAHAHA! :pfft: :pfft:

Your wish is granted but I had curry for dinner & that's gunna be spicy

I wish 2guns would stop patting my ass in the gym.

[chchardgainer]

granted, he now gives it a firm grab

i wish 3 horny hot 20 year old girls were in my room waiting for me..

[Laver]

You hear a voice from your closet one morning "Your wish is granted son" Sounds like your mother. Your mother, sister and dad (don't ask) gracefully walk into the room., dressed in next to nothing, soaking wet...

I wish for intellectual rights to microsoft