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Real jokers!

Tonkintechnique

By Tonkintechnique
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HarryB Veteran member

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I usually pick up a few gold coins during the night so similar deal haha

Generally the tax was more than I'd make working. We'd relieve them of their product and give it to someone who would come back a few hours later with that product converted into cash :)

Was pretty amusing times... nek min it drive by lol I sure don't miss it.

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good one happened just now!

was getting food with my gf and walking out of place saw a couple eggs smash on ground, some car driving off throwing eggs at people. not so bad, next see them throw a spanner and some other tools, which is a bit excessive. felt the pine pollen boil up in my blood so got in car but because i lost my license for demerits mrs had to be in charge of driving

 

chase them for a while fully raging thinking of plan to drag them out of car and clean egg off my shoes with their face and follow them for ages, call cops give them number plate etc, then they get away so allg let it go

 

driving to get gas half hour later see them again (such a coincidence cos was in a different suburb) but they were throwing shit at people so chase em again, they did u turn so i put on hazards and block whole road, they  dont realise its same person so they start tooting so i get out go up to driver window was gonna pull him out of car and chuck him on the road and wait for cops, get to the window and its 2 young girls maybe 16-17 and they are legit shitting themselves at me being in their face, but caught me by surprise cos i didnt expect it to be girls, they chuck it in reverse to getaway, go over curb and traffic island and get away, call cops again to tell them they still doing it and where they are, nek minnit cops got them, driver gonna lose license cos on P plates (like L plates in nz) 

 

got their number plate so gonna get their address go ask their parents to pay for dry cleaning bill (barely got any egg on me)

 

they were habib as sluts classic west melbourne trash

 

 

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I was thinking who the hell would throw tools away at random people? 16yr old girls.so obvious.

Lol yeah bro guess they just grabbed anything they could throw. Funniest shit was their face when they saw my face like that moment they realise they fucked up

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BeastBuilder Senior member

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Lol saw that, have yarned to the older guy who took down the fella in the maroon shirt, he goes to my gym. Nice as guy but one of those dudes you wouldn't f*ck with as you would definitely come out worse off.

Those jokers won't even be hurt, they only got knocked out/choked out, they'll just have bruised egos.

And let's be fair, those kinda guys will be out picking fights again in two weeks time. They needed a reality check.

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