Auckland bodybuilder kidnaps his 'brother'!

[Pseudonym]

Khalid Naser Slaimankhel and associates Jen Jay Law and Junior Iolimo Paea are on trial at the Auckland High Court facing kidnapping charges after allegedly kidnapping Marven Yacoub in an attempt to get him to take the rap after police found over 1000 green pills in the boot of Slaimankhel's BMW.

 

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11440544

 

Faaark!

 

We're going to have to be careful what we say about this, because it's before the court at the moment. But the Herald article makes good reading!

[HarryB]

Ha ha ha ha ha they're all brothers until someone gets nicked

[maccaz]

Ship them all back to kebab land. Parasites.

haha

pitch isis flag outside their house then call NZSIS. l8r m8

[Skeletor]

I blame Tren

[crazyfacials]

How does the media know of this ?  Sorry if it sounds like a stupid question but my understanding is if it on the media then one of the parties must of spoken to them about it?  Seeing how they both have been caught for dealing wouldn't it be best if neither person went to the herald to tell them about this epic journey ?

[Pseudonym]

Well, the trial is being held at the moment, so it's public now. Anyone could go and sit in on this, if they wanted to hear the juicy details.

[Pseudonym]

juicy details.

See what I did there? Damn, I'm good!

 

 

 

 

 

(Actually, it was unintentional, but I'm taking the credit anyway.)

[Tonkintechnique]

Aw no this is very Sydney Australia. with out being to racist arabs love there juice and pingers!

What happened to our criminals being 120kg 40% body fat with a logo on there back saying i'm a crim!

[HarryB]

Aw no this is very Sydney Australia. with out being to racist arabs love there juice and pingers!

What happened to our criminals being 120kg 40% body fat with a logo on there back saying i'm a crim!

They found gear? Oh you know the ice really plays havoc on your appetite ha ha ha ha.

[nate225]

Definitely created a few waves though it's relatively old news.

Interestingly most of the comments I've seen are having a crack at the alleged victim (e.g. should've skipped the lawyer and dropped him in a ditch; that c*nt would sell his mother & she'd have more test than his products) rather than those alleged to have kidnapped him.

I did find it interesting that Marven was reported to have "got off" a drug charge after the car park meeting, won't help his reputation as being a police informant regardless of how many loyalty quotes he puts on Facebook!

Bit of a lose:lose for all involved I guess.

[HarryB]

People do always underestimate the police and overestimate their own intelligence.

If he's helping to rid the community of steroid users that's a good thing. I for one will sleep better at night knowing that there's less of those terrible drugs on the zzzzzz.....

My lies were making me sleepy. What a waste of taxpayer dollars. Let me know when one of those guys gets busted setting up p labs

[Realtalk]

None of them have any balls or brains. Just delinquents who pump iron and watch too much tv. Thick as pig shit the lot of them... Marven is the definition of joke... The way he wanks on over social media... My brain hurts thinking about it all.

SMH.

[jimmybro1]

I'm not surprised JJ has been has been caught up in this.

 

That article was hilarious though thought someone must have made it up, the "pain and gain" movie script inspired no doubt lol.   

[Pseudonym]

That's exactly what my workmate said, Jimmybro. So true. And today's episode is even better...

 

A bodybuilder who became the victim of a kidnapping was allegedly tricked into attending a meeting with his kidnappers by a friend who pretended to be in a Burger King toilet with a flat mobile phone battery.

 

"Inside brother where you was just taking a dump my phone is going to die G" Jen Jay Law allegedly texted Marven Yacoub when he was late for a meeting at Burger King Mangere in February 2013.

Brilliant.

 

Slaimankhel allegedly told police the pills were "steroid fat burners". Testing later confirmed the pills contained two controlled medicines, yohimbine and androstenidione.

 

Well, at least we know the product wasn't just cornflour! But would these have been pre-mixed into the one pill? Is that common? Call me cynical, but that sounds like an attractive product to naive customers who don't want to research or adjust the quantities of what they're taking... Bikini competitors, for example.

[Dinahlady]

When we first read it we were checking the URL - surely this is the onion? 

[Pseudonym]

In today's episode, Marven gets a death threat, and swears he's not a steroid dealer - despite admitting he was in a previous trial.

 

I'm actually not sure how you can get away with giving two contradictory statements under oath. Surely that's contempt of court at the very least?

[Realtalk]

Lol this is great, daily coverage.

[maccaz]

that defence lawyer needs to come on here and find some recent mentions of him ripping people off (supplying fake product same as supplying real thing crime wise as far as i know?)

[HarryB]

I like how Khalid decided to put his best tracksuit on for his court appearance

[Riccardo]

He just perjured himself.

[crazyfacials]

This is actually getting decent cover from the media eh

[HarryB]

Yeah by the looks... maybe an idea if someone is seeking some media attention.. build a social media profile... that type of good stuff.

[crazyfacials]

Yeah by the looks... maybe an idea if someone is seeking some media attention.. build a social media profile... that type of good stuff.

Reckon payless supplements will take a big hit?

[HarryB]

Reckon payless supplements will take a big hit?

Nah I reckon all the young dumb dickheads will go there asking for steroids

Let's kidnap someone for fame.. please... who's with me?

[Pseudonym]

Has Payless Supps actually been mentioned anywhere in the trial? If not, I don't think too many people would associate the store with these guys anyway. Or do they have bigger social media profiles than I'm aware of?