Swolested ! Bro chat

[jimmybro1]

Found this on reddit, thought it was gold. 

 

http://www.reddit.com/r/swoleacceptance/comments/2i0vem/swolested_in_my_first_week_at_college_trigger/ 

[FUBU]

LOL! That was epic, I really enjoyed reading, cracked me up hard. 

[FUBU]

Do you know what brodin means? It sounds crack up az.

[jimmybro1]

I think it's his god/ profit he keeps referring too. There are a few posts on reddit

http://www.reddit.com/r/swoleacceptance/comments/2i7il1/first_swolested_at_college_and_now_swoleshamed/

[FUBU]

LOL! It's not his mate. It's his god/holy spirit and Broki is the devil/evil spirit. Thanks for posting. I'm yelling out BRODIN! and BROKI! really loud and It's cracking me up. The iron church he is referring too, is his local gym.

 

 To praise Brodin and celebrate his majestic ways I offered him a prayer.

 

 After much time in the Iron Church I have decided I must not be angered by their actions, but instead must accept that Broki lurks everywhere.

[FUBU]

I must say that you really did find gold. I'm a follower of Brodin now and Broki is the devil.

 

LOL! At the shit this person writes. He's really imaginative.

 

Book of Brometheus 3:11. Smart fellah is even making up his own bible. Where do I get one? So that I can start preaching Brodin to you guys.

[Hu Gh]

ITT: Fubu has an online conversation with himself

[FUBU]

Danana! Look what I just found: http://bookofbrodin.wikia.com/wiki/Book_of_Brodin_Wiki. Damn Brodin has his own wiki.

 

Man, a lot of these words that he's gone and made up are hilarious.

eg. Newbophyte, Brohammed, Swolamuel, Trapeziastes, Flexidus, Bronicles, and so many more. I'm guessing newbophyte is a newbie. It sounds like it. 

 

Jimmybro. Look what you've gone and done to me. I'm going to be up all night reading all this and everything else he's posted. If I wake up grumpy tomorrow, It's all your fault. I should roundhouse your head, if this is the case. 

[jimmybro1]

Danana! Look what I just found: http://bookofbrodin.wikia.com/wiki/Book_of_Brodin_Wiki. Damn Brodin has his own wiki.

Man, a lot of these words that he's gone and made up are hilarious.

eg. Newbophyte, Brohammed, Swolamuel, Trapeziastes, Flexidus, Bronicles, and so many more. I'm guessing newbophyte is a newbie. It sounds like it.

Jimmybro. Look what you've gone and done to me. I'm going to be up all night reading all this and everything else he's posted. If I wake up grumpy tomorrow, It's all your fault. I should roundhouse your head, if this is the case.

That was pretty much my Friday at work bro!

Shit is hilarious. Yeah forgot to mention it has its own Wikipedia page!

[FUBU]

Didn't even get to read it all. It's going to take me a month, cause I soon discovered that they had 27 pages, with many more links to other pages, as well.

 

One thing that really stood out to me were their commandments/rules.

 1 Brodin spoke all these words, saying: 2 (1) Thou shalt not have any other home before Thy Gym, for the Gym is the   hallowed home of The Swoley Spirit 3 (2) Thou shalt ignore the cardio bunnies and buttgrab bros, for they are   distractions that will lead you away from swole 4 (3) Thou shalt not declare yours the one and only True Path to Strength.  5 Brodin looks not upon the proud, but the learned and prudent. 6 (4) Thou shalt mock broscience and keep it far from your eyes, far from   your lips, and far from your heart. 7 (5) Thou shalt not hold any other macro above protein, for protein is the   nectar that flows from Brodin's table. 8 (6) Thou shall maintain form, It is the perfect rep that giveth glory to   Brodin, not the heaviest. 9 (7) Thou shalt wipe down thine equipment after thy lifting ends, for this   pleases Brodin.10 (8) Thou shalt not curl in the squat rack.11 Thou shalt NEVER curl in the squat rack.12 (9) Thou shalt lift often, for every day of lifting is holy to Brodin.13 (10) Thou shalt not skip leg day, for the posterior chain is holy to Brodin.14 (11) Thou shalt lift, and thou shalt lift heavy, for through Brodin all things   can be lifted.

Massthew 20:1-14 ("The Eleven Commandments")

[Realtalk]

ITT: Fubu has an online conversation with himself

Lol

[FUBU]

LMAO! That's what happens when I get excited, hahahaha. I talk to myself.