Funny things people say in the gym

[Donald Duck]

Back at my old gym I got some of the younger kids joining and telling me when they want programs, "I don't want to get too big". We that know what it is to get big were talking about this afterwards, we're all like, "Bitch please".

What's some funny things you've heard people say in the gym?

[Diab0lic]

I have mates that say that. Mirin my gainz so I offer to show them the ropes at the gym and they give me the classic I dont want to get too bulky, just "tone up" line :pfft: Not surprisingly, none of those guys are still in the gym

[Donald Duck]

Not surprising at all. Those people are also the ones that usually muck around in the gym. Allways saying I don't want to be that big when you talk about Arnold, or jay or ronnie.

[DIANABOL]

Didnt hear this one in the gym but is about the gym nonetheless...

"People like us that train and workout are more at risk to having heart attacks than people who dont workout because of our increased heart rate etc whilst working out"

Fucking lols

[tomleegolf]

U gotta aim high. Or in this case, big

[Donald Duck]

People that never get their sedentary arse off that couch at home are more at risk of dying of a heart attack. If you are not well informed on certain things, don't make comments like that.

[severe]

^ strong inferencing skills in this one.

[weajo196]

Somehow ended up talking to a kid who was training in a flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off. I asked him how old he was and he said 21 and I asked him what he does for a living. He told me he was a professional bodybuilder. I looked him up and down and asked how heavy he was. He replied 72kgs....at 12% bodyfat. So I then asked what federation he competed in. He told me he had never competed but he wanted to be Mr Olympia in a couple of years time.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[jimmybro1]

Somehow ended up talking to a kid who was training in a flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off. I asked him how old he was and he said 21 and I asked him what he does for a living. He told me he was a professional bodybuilder. I looked him up and down and asked how heavy he was. He replied 72kgs....at 12% bodyfat. So I then asked what federation he competed in. He told me he had never competed but he wanted to be Mr Olympia in a couple of years time.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Dreams are free mate!

[Donald Duck]

Dreams are free, but you have to be realistic.

[DIANABOL]

Somehow ended up talking to a kid who was training in a flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off. I asked him how old he was and he said 21 and I asked him what he does for a living. He told me he was a professional bodybuilder. I looked him up and down and asked how heavy he was. He replied 72kgs....at 12% bodyfat. So I then asked what federation he competed in. He told me he had never competed but he wanted to be Mr Olympia in a couple of years time.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

LOL ah fuckin classic.

Maybe he is professional in the sense he doesnt do anything else and devotes all his time to it... :pfft:

[jimmybro1]

Somehow ended up talking to a kid who was training in a flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off. I asked him how old he was and he said 21 and I asked him what he does for a living. He told me he was a professional bodybuilder. I looked him up and down and asked how heavy he was. He replied 72kgs....at 12% bodyfat. So I then asked what federation he competed in. He told me he had never competed but he wanted to be Mr Olympia in a couple of years time.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

LOL ah fuckin classic.

Maybe he is professional in the sense he doesnt do anything else and devotes all his time to it... :pfft:

Professionals get paid, unless he see's the benefit being the governments way of sponsoring him! Ha

[DIANABOL]

Somehow ended up talking to a kid who was training in a flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off. I asked him how old he was and he said 21 and I asked him what he does for a living. He told me he was a professional bodybuilder. I looked him up and down and asked how heavy he was. He replied 72kgs....at 12% bodyfat. So I then asked what federation he competed in. He told me he had never competed but he wanted to be Mr Olympia in a couple of years time.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

LOL ah fuckin classic.

Maybe he is professional in the sense he doesnt do anything else and devotes all his time to it... :pfft:

Professionals get paid, unless he see's the benefit being the governments way of sponsoring him! Ha

Yeah I meant to add something in there about him being on some sort of benefit lol

[tomsammce]

Maybe he pays himself...

[genetic freek]

I got asked how i get those muscles in my shins.

wow

[Donald Duck]

I doubdt he is a professional in the sense that he spends all of his time on it, because he is 21 and 72kg with 12% bodyfat. Guess he doesn't have much time.

[DIANABOL]

I doubdt he is a professional in the sense that he spends all of his time on it, because he is 21 and 72kg with 12% bodyfat. Guess he doesn't have much time.

Youd be surprised how much time and effort some people put into it with f*ck all results...I know many...

[severe]

Anything that comes out of the skinny Indian at the gym is funny. He gives free PT advice. Looks like shite. He trains his mate, and assists in every lift. He gets assisted in every lift. Even dips. Every rep!

Trains with his polo shirt collar upright. Smooth.

Too many douche things to mention from his mouth. Describing gets the message over faster.

[tomleegolf]

Got the classic advice from a fat guy today. I was doing leg extensions and this obese guy comes up to me and tells me if I want to grow my quads, I need to do partial reps at the top. Just nodded and walked away from the fool.

[Donald Duck]

Yeah. Just cracks me up when people that will never be allowed to give advice, gives you advice. I once couldn't hold my laugh when a skinny little guy told me how to do leg press. My legs are the size of his middle. Was rude, but was too funny. This guy loaded 400kg on the leg press and didn't take the catchers off. His reason, "It is for safety".

[FellowshipOfTheRon]

i went to the gym and told them that i wanted to tone up, the meathead pt guys there gave me this hardout bodybuilder program said i gotta do some big 'compounds'. was like wtf? mate i told u i wanna get ripped az like not that big aye. in the end i left because they didnt understand the needs of my personal bodytype and went back to training with the nintendo wii with extra 1.5kilos dumbell attachments, it understands my BMI ratings and endomorphic needs and all that nutriontialistic calculations i can get brad pitt beachbody in time for christmas

[Donald Duck]

That is part your own fault. If somebody gives you shit advice, don't use it.

[tomsammce]

That is part your own fault. If somebody gives you shit advice, don't use it.

?... Ok

[Donald Duck]

That is part your own fault. If somebody gives you shit advice, don't use it.

?... Ok

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[UsedToBeFatAs]

Nothing in particular but it is kinda funny listening to the PTs putting the sell on to people making it all sound ridiculously easy. The wild promises of eating secrets that only they know and stuff is pretty funny as well :pfft: I guess it is kind of sad in a way too, though.