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WARNING; AESTHETICS OUTBREAK IN CHCH

Terrymundo

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Attention all fellow canterbraians, following the tough year that has been, a wave of zyzz groupies have made there way into numerous gym around the chch area. we have received comformation of legless tan bandits in over a dozen gyms in past 24hours. one witness was able to give the following statement:

It was horrible, all the small dumbells were gone. i went to grab the 10s...gone so i went for te 12s....GONE ,ok surely there will be 15s....THEM MUTHAS FUARKUS WERE GONE TOO. turn around and some spiked hair, BB singlet wearing, ass raider was using all 3 sets for shrugs. SHRUGS!

now were are still currently assesssing the scale of aesthetics in chch but in the mean time please be on the look out for the following key characteristics:

:naughty: low body fat

:naughty: under developed lower body

:naughty: excessive grunting

:naughty: self shot photos post every workout

:naughty: fake diamond earing

:naughty: fake tan

:naughty: minimal clothing

:naughty: carb-less dieting

please do approach any persons who fit the previous description as they often ask 'what supps you on bra?' and with offer you idiotic training tips.

So stay safe and keep eating.

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:naughty: low body fat

:naughty: under developed lower body

:naughty: excessive grunting

:naughty: self shot photos post every workout

:naughty: fake diamond earing

:naughty: fake tan

:naughty: minimal clothing

:naughty: carb-less dieting

damn that was me 15-20 yrs ago when it wasn't that cool to have an earring, skinny legs, and low body fat.

I think it's awesome to see young guys enjoying their gifted teenage bods (no homo) cause the goal in the 90's was to get big or die trying and there was no in between for us.

Am thinking the jelly monsters are those that can't be aesthetic cos they're too old? :pfft:

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lol wow they must have come out of the wood work since i left

It took groups of them to fill the workout void you left.

All the over 100kg crowd better not move from their spots, or the void will be filled with a legion of skinnys.

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got a few of those in my gym already and the number increases each week most of them seem to be indian (no racist) ...but to be fair a few of them seem to be polite or nice people...or maybe now that Dave has embraced his inner demon they can sense it...go with christ bros

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got a few of those in my gym already and the number increases each week most of them seem to be indian (no racist) ...but to be fair a few of them seem to be polite or nice people...or maybe now that Dave has embraced his inner demon they can sense it...go with christ bros

anyone aware me on Dave pls?

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:naughty: low body fat

:naughty: under developed lower body

:naughty: excessive grunting

:naughty: self shot photos post every workout

:naughty: fake diamond earing

:naughty: fake tan

:naughty: minimal clothing

:naughty: carb-less dieting

damn that was me 15-20 yrs ago when it wasn't that cool to have an earring, skinny legs, and low body fat.

I think it's awesome to see young guys enjoying their gifted teenage bods (no homo) cause the goal in the 90's was to get big or die trying and there was no in between for us.

Am thinking the jelly monsters are those that can't be aesthetic cos they're too old? :pfft:

When I was an early teen I would have been NZA sponsored athlete if they were around back then.

At least they are lifting and learning about nutrition (even if a lot of the bro science is questionable. Hopefully the big will bite for some and they will take it further :shrug:

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op is pretty much describing the auckland uni gym population 6pm onwards

Lol! Especially that tall blonde dude that always wears stringers with his little asian groupies. They seem to love doing muscle ups for some reason. Good to see young guys getting into lifting but it does bring the lols.

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op is pretty much describing the auckland uni gym population 6pm onwards

Lol! Especially that tall blonde dude that always wears stringers with his little asian groupies. They seem to love doing muscle ups for some reason. Good to see young guys getting into lifting but it does bring the lols.

hahaha, repped! that guy makes me feel so uncomfortable bro, every time i glance in his direction i see nipple :naughty:

don't even get me started on the asian groupies lol, the only ones worse are the guys always training arms and looking at their girly abs in the mirror

op is pretty much describing the auckland uni gym population 6pm onwards

More like 6am onwards

can't comment cos i'm only ever there after 6/7 lol

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