Hemaroids

[size8]

Anyone else have to deal with these? Every now and then afther a big Deadlift or squat session I get a breakout :oops: and they kill me man! I Still got cream from the other bout. And hammering the metamusil but OMG its painfull :cry:

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[becbec]

As embarrassing as it can be, go to the doctor and get them checked out

Obviously the cream isn't working if they're still causing pain and they could possibly get worse

In the mean time, use baby wipes instead of loo paper

[olympia]

Oh bro i feel your pain. I used to get a good roid after drinking things like rum and coke with beer and couldnt even sit in the car without wanting to cry. Used to lie there with a bag of frozen peas against my anus to calm the pain. Then i stopped drinking and they went away.

[Tinguerilla]

With those big lifts you need to push through your heals not your *anus*!! And olympiahow are you drinking that rum? I think if it was an issue a dr could help especially if it was a reacuring thing.

[nate225]

INB4Tonyman2offerstocheckuranus......

Seriously though bro,

Could be the way you're straining/breathing. Strange squats dont do it to you & I know you're training legs hard nowadays.

May pay to review your set up re: breathing, even if it means doing your sets as groups of individual reps?

[genetic freek]

use a cork

[size8]

Its seem to be if I eat alot of stachey food, Like I had a big Homemade pizza with thick base etc....If I hit the deads the the next toilet stop is the pizza wanting out seems to be too much for my koit and boom!!!

Calming down a tad today, Can sit and it didnt keep me up last night.

This was truley not the "ROID" log I wanted to begin with here :doh:

But thanks for the support guys :pray:

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[Grover]

bumma!

sorry man had to be said.

Agree with above see quack maybe you'll be lucky and get a prostrate examination at same time :shock:

[Andre01]

An old RN once told me that they used a frozen finger from a glove (water in the glove then frozen). Yes they used to pop one in to help sooth the issue. BUT YES GO BACK TO THE DOCTOR.....

:nod:

[musclenz]

Proctosedyl is the best topical treatment. OTC at yr pharmacy.

[Luigi]

As embarrassing as it can be, go to the doctor and get them checked out

Obviously the cream isn't working if they're still causing pain and they could possibly get worse

In the mean time, use baby wipes instead of loo paper

i dont remember you ever having any ? but for my own treament a combination of a salt rub and dipping them in a warm solution of vinegar and honey seemed to heal the process

[Diab0lic]

Prepare(aration H) your anus!

Have managed to avoid so far but heard that sea water helps. Shame the sea is too cold in NZ to hang around in for half of the year

[size8]

Thanks for the advice,

Glad to report my date appears to be on the mend :clap:

Till the next koite gremlin :twisted: takes a bite we should be good

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[tozza118]

Push them back in and use Savlon to help soothe them, can also get Ultraproct ointment (local anaesthetic + steroid) which decreases the inflammation and gives you pain relief. Also important to keep stools soft with fibre etc so no straining on the loo.

[liquid_101]

aye push them back in with a rubber gloved finger - put a generous amount of the cream / ointment on before and work it - gotta be done i'm afraid.. .

[genetic freek]

aye push them back in with a rubber gloved finger - put a generous amount of the cream / ointment on before and work it - gotta be done i'm afraid.. .

DO you also use a glove when you finger your Girl friends Anus?

I dont.

tastes good brah

[liquid_101]

DO you also use a glove when you finger your Girl friends Anus?

I dont.

tastes good brah

sooooooo what you're saying to everyone on this forum is that you eat shit? good one man. missing a few brain cells aye? tool.. .

[Tinguerilla]

Am I the only one whos arse doesnt prolapse when I cough?

[genetic freek]

DO you also use a glove when you finger your Girl friends Anus?

I dont.

tastes good brah

sooooooo what you're saying to everyone on this forum is that you eat shit? good one man. missing a few brain cells aye? tool.. .

I attribute most of my mass to the poo

[vracula]

Ouch stay on top of that fibre man

[snoopy]

Anyone else have to deal with these? Every now and then afther a big Deadlift or squat session I get a breakout :oops: and they kill me man! I Still got cream from the other bout. And hammering the metamusil but OMG its painfull :cry:

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A Haemaroid is a protruding rectal vein. They can be either internal or external.

In your case they are external, make sure your drinking around 6 litres of water a day as this will help but you will have to have yours 'lanced' or cut out/off.

[size8]

Fiber fiber fiber LOL.

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