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2013 New Year Goals

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FellowshipOfTheRon Veteran member

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My goals for the year ; finally land a full time job, put on an extra 10kg of weight staying reasonably lean, get heaps stronger

My goal is to look like the secret love child of Ronnie Coleman and Jay Cutler.

Half way there just need some of dat dere Melanotan II to get me a Ronnie black panther glow.

your birth is well documented mate. exerpt from a doco ;

Ronnie Coleman let out a sigh as he took the top of his workout suit off. He had built a pretty good sweat this time around, but he was still the one lifting the most heavy-ass weights, even in this elite gym.

"Ready to hit the showers, uh, Coleman?" Ronnie was surprised to discover he was not alone in the gym locker room. His mind wandered off for a moment looking at the slicked golden hair and glistening wet massive figure, stopping at the towel wrapped around the washboard abs before he could recognize Jay Cutler to return the greeting.

"Good evenin', Mister Olympia, sir!" His own towel fell off from his waist as he raised his hand to perform the appropriate salute. The blond haired bodybuilder let out a heartily laugh as he eyed Ronnie up and down, who was keeping his posture the whole time, seemingly unconcerned about his nakedness. Cutler finally patted him on the shoulder and continued on his way, still laughing.

"What a nice fella," Ronnie said to no one in particular, as he stopped at the shower he always used.

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Ronnie was almost done, happily enjoying the feeling of hot water against his body, still tired from his previous workout. Suddenly, he felt a strong grip on his sore arms. "What's up, Coleman?" He recognized Jay Cutler's voice from behind him.

"Jay? What-" he tried to turn around, but his grip was just too strong. "Cut it out, dickwad!" Cutler's strong commanding silenced him. "Don't pretend like you don't know what's happening!"

"Umm...no, Jay...listen, maybe ya got the wrong idea, but-"

"THE WRONG IDEA!?" His fellow bodybuilder leaned in to roar in his ear, and Ronnie felt a big, hard shape against his ass. Was that Cutler's dick? It was like a baseball!

"You prance around showing off that hot ass of yours, and when one tries to give you exactly what you're asking for, you act all prudish!" Ronnie had already given up on trying to break free from the bodybuilder's firm grip.

"I jus' really like prancin'!" he explained desperately.

"Don't tell me you didn't know there was a camera in here!" Cutler's powerful arms turned Ronnie around, making him look up at a corner. For the first time, Ronnie noticed a hidden camera lens on the ceiling, pointing directly at his shower of choice.

"Don't try to deny it, you just love showing off your stuff! Tell me you weren't begging for prick when you flashed me just minutes ago, you cocksucker! Yeah, 'budday' my balls! Since you joined this gym your ass has been hungry for a Cutler dicking, and that's just what I'm gonna give to it!"

His grip on him suddenly changed from Ronnie's arms to his hips, lifting him off the ground. Ronnie flailed his arms around desperately, trying to break free to no avail. How did Cutler ever get so strong? He felt the thick cock against his lower back, and with a sudden motion the bodybuilder jammed the head up his ass, slamming Ronnie's face against the wall and muffling his shriek of pain.

For what seemed like hours, Ronnie was ridden by Jay Cutler, crying out for help to no avail. He finally gave up, and the only sound that could be heard was the Mister Olympia's pounding motion and his demeaning insults. Finally, he felt Cutler's tool in his rectum swell up and explode. He heard him grunt with pleasure. "You know why they call you 'Unbelievable'? Unbelievable hot ass, that's why."

The bodybuilder let his man cream come out on Ronnie's ass for a while, before pulling out and turning him over, finally allowing him to see his face. He was red from the effort and lust. "Swallow, bitch," he ordered simply as he directed his white gob shooter at his face. Ronnie was too tired and humiliated to fight back, so he just complied.

"I'll let you in on a secret, cnut" Cutler said, finally done emptying his release. "See that camera over there?" Ronnie noticed a remote control on Cutler's hand as he pointed up. "It's been broadcasting to all the gym's tv screens since the start of our little ordeal." A look of terror appeared on Ronnie's face. "I'd love to see what your beloved fellow gym-goers think of your performance." The bodybuilder smiled in a wide grin.

"Open up," he ordered, as his strong arms lifted Ronnie by the shoulders and pinned him against the wall. Leaning his hips upwards, he started to pee, his still semi-erect dick delivering a glorious golden shower on the former Mister Olympia's body. He let go of one shoulder and used his free hand to direct his yellow stream against the black bodybuilder's face.

With his tool finally empty, Jay Cutler unceremoniously dropped Ronnie on the floor and left. Lying face down, water falling down on his ravished ass, still hearing the blonde's jovial laugh, Ronnie turned his face up towards the camera. "Buddays..." he cried out, as a single tear streamed down his face.

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To win Mr Olympia and also to apply to bodybuilding.com and be a mod there too, also to train UFC and challenge any person that passes by me by yelling COME AT ME BRO

nice goal I hope to see you on stage in Olympia-ville gonna be sic year for us Pros bros!

srs though...do u really think u can mod 2 forums at same time (sorry for questioning your abilities, just curious about the techniques you'll use, don't wanna be banned for something on a forum I'm not a member of that's all).

come at me bro - this cool cool sayin' peaked at start of 2012 according to worldwide interest and it's usage on the 'net. might wanna come up with something more current...? (again, not questioning your decision whatsoever just curious about the techniques you use to gain kudos and alpha-ness on the world web.

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what's UFC, something like KFC? ... Underground Fried Chickens

i think you can find better clients than KFC employees brah, aim higher

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do u really think u can mod 2 forums at same time (sorry for questioning your abilities, just curious about the techniques you'll use, don't wanna be banned for something on a forum I'm not a member of that's all).

That's a very good question Mortal, If I do get the job then maybe I will be sponsored by another company (Dell) and get a free machine so I can moderate both forums at the same time...at the moment I am only sponsored by Sprite.

come at me bro - this cool cool sayin' peaked at start of 2012 according to worldwide interest and it's usage on the 'net. might wanna come up with something more current...? (again, not questioning your decision whatsoever just curious about the techniques you use to gain kudos and alpha-ness on the world web.

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You get the snoopy award for including a graph, I wish others would follow your footsteps so we can learn how to do cycles better or moderate web pages, maybe I should come up with something new, how does "Snoop's up" sound? I will bring it up at the next MODS ONLY meeting (last one failed because half way through our skype coversation Nate "The Hate" got strong man rage and threw an atlas stone at the projector .... when I am back in NZ after I finish my business deals here I will have to do more researching

Stay safe everyone

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A bit phaggy and rosy eyed...

but my goal for 2013 is I want to get one (or more) of my lazy friends/family into fitness (whether it be lifting or whatever). Everyone here understands the importance of moving and the more people getting up and about and doing stuff the better.

Also, hopefully some of them can achieve some levels of badassery and inspire me to keep my motivation high :nod:

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A bit phaggy and rosy eyed...

but my goal for 2013 is I want to get one (or more) of my lazy friends/family into fitness (whether it be lifting or whatever). Everyone here understands the importance of moving and the more people getting up and about and doing stuff the better.

Also, hopefully some of them can achieve some levels of badassery and inspire me to keep my motivation high :nod:

That's a bloody good goal! Repped

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June 2013...bigger, stronger, faster.

Currently 81kgs, 13%bf, 184cms

Clear goal in mind and that will be achieved.

lol, so what compounds/doses have you decided to run?

lol you're one cheeky kunt I swear....im gonna cycle a multi this year, I hear that shit works..00

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June 2013...bigger, stronger, faster.

Currently 81kgs, 13%bf, 184cms

Clear goal in mind and that will be achieved.

lol, so what compounds/doses have you decided to run?

lol you're one cheeky kunt I swear....im gonna cycle a multi this year, I hear that shit works..00

Stay safe D.

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My goals for 2013:

Hit 90kgs bodyweight

Compete in a bodybuilding competition

Get down to 5% bodyfat for the comp

Get 17 inch arms

Stay natty

Squat 220kgs for reps

Bench 120kgs for reps

Dead 220kgs for reps

Don't get fired at work

Retain my virginity

Strong goals good luck. Don't know how your going to manage to get to 90kg and compete the same year though :shock:

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My goals for 2013:

Hit 90kgs bodyweight

Compete in a bodybuilding competition

Get down to 5% bodyfat for the comp

Get 17 inch arms

Stay natty

Squat 220kgs for reps

Bench 120kgs for reps

Dead 220kgs for reps

Don't get fired at work

Retain my virginity

Strong goals good luck. Don't know how your going to manage to get to 90kg and compete the same year though :shock:

That should be easy bro. The one I'm really worried about is retaining my virginity :?

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My goals for 2013:

Hit 90kgs bodyweight

Compete in a bodybuilding competition

Get down to 5% bodyfat for the comp

Get 17 inch arms

Stay natty

Squat 220kgs for reps

Bench 120kgs for reps

Dead 220kgs for reps

Don't get fired at work

Retain my virginity

what do u weigh now and when is ur comp? is ur goal to get to this goal before or after comp?

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