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Top Gym Peeves & Etiquette Breaches


Coconut Maximus

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When your getting psyched up for a lift and somebody starts talking to you. You're ready to do your lift but they keep talking . For like 3 minutes. You give the obvious signals that you want to now complete your lift ie getting set under the bar but they then come in closer with a fresh question and stand in a position that inhibits you from completing your lift. You then unset again and stand there being polite but secretly thinking that you wish they would just f*ck off. Finally they turn to walk away but by now youve lost the aggression to do the lift that you had. You finally get setup and unrack the bar and just as you do they turn and fire a quick question at you. That kind of annoys me.

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When your getting psyched up for a lift and somebody starts talking to you. You're ready to do your lift but they keep talking . For like 3 minutes. You give the obvious signals that you want to now complete your lift ie getting set under the bar but they then come in closer with a fresh question and stand in a position that inhibits you from completing your lift. You then unset again and stand there being polite but secretly thinking that you wish they would just f*ck off. Finally they turn to walk away but by now youve lost the aggression to do the lift that you had. You finally get setup and unrack the bar and just as you do they turn and fire a quick question at you. That kind of annoys me.

Hahah bro i dont like having knee wraps on too long and on friday i did a super tight wrap for heavy set and chick comes up asking how much is on bar and telling me she can only squat in smith machine but her husband leg presses 400+

Im thinking ok this is so irrelevant to my interests lady but be polite cos shes nice. Had to unwrap and rewrap cos feet starting to tingle while shes talking.

Hate that

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Gym Dolls as I refer to the girls that arrive to the gym looking pretty hair done and dry and leave in the same way, as they only sit in the machines and only do 2 reps within 20 mins of texting ( as busy looking for any prospect with muscles) while everyone else (me) is waiting for the good damn machines specially in peek hour. Once i got one and couldn't hold myself,.... :smackbottom: .i haven't see her again lol :haha:

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Gym Dolls as I refer to the girls that arrive to the gym looking pretty hair done and dry and leave in the same way, as they only sit in the machines and only do 2 reps within 20 mins of texting ( as busy looking for any prospect with muscles) while everyone else (me) is waiting for the good damn machines specially in peek hour. Once i got one and couldn't hold myself,.... :smackbottom: .i haven't see her again lol :haha:

Theyre actually not texting they are updating their Facebook and instagram status with a selfie and a quote about hard work and dedication. Haha

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People that grab plates off the side of the squat rack while your squatting

i dont mind so much long as they dont put me off. obv prefer they do it between sets.

this fucking idiot at my gym bumped the end of my bar with his shoulder lol i was like bro dont do that, nek minnit he does again, should have fed him a 5kg frisbee tbh but he sucks up to me every day as well little fgt

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i dont mind so much long as they dont put me off. obv prefer they do it between sets.

this fucking idiot at my gym bumped the end of my bar with his shoulder lol i was like bro dont do that, nek minnit he does again, should have fed him a 5kg frisbee tbh but he sucks up to me every day as well little fgt

Lol. does he ask for heaps of advice

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I was once in a commercial gym about 5 months ago. Was squatting low bar and the bars were so shit the knurling was shit as, i hit the rep, was standing there bout to try and rack it, then it slides down and falls off my back, dumped 180 from my shoulders onto the pins. Gym owner then puts up sign "no dropping weights" cause it think i fuked his bar lol

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Lol. does he ask for heaps of advice

people that ask for advise are all good long as they follow it, but im also not really qualified to be giving much advice except for the basics anyway.

 

more like says same dumb shit every day like "u training for a competition" and more than once hes said "bro theres not gonna be any 20s left" (theres heaps of 20s, could prob fill 3 bars with 20s before they run low lol)

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People who walk up and ask about steroids. I hate that

at my gym heaps of the young guys that dont look like they lift talk about it proudly, irritates me a lot. im pro steroids but when i hear the kind of bullshit coming out of their mouth i wish i worked for asada or federal police just so i could bust them

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