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Get him to sniff your finger and him thats what his mum smells like. Then ask him to lick your finger. If that doesnt motivate him to leave nothing will.

Damn, That's right out of the awesome man's guide to being awesome.

f*ck yeah, I may do that myself with my step kids. Even if it is just one of my tuna can fingers.

PUTJ, are you taking your kid with you? Don't leave them wit her and those maggots, or your spawn will devolve into them.

I told my 16yr old son that I would slap his head across teh room if he wanted to take me on, by disrespecting me. And the police? sure, but they come after the beating, not before...

He pulled his head in once that logic sunk in.

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But how can their cellphones work when you removed the batteries?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You sly devil you! A well premeditated execution!!!!!

Get him to sniff your finger and him thats what his mum smells like. Then ask him to lick your finger. If that doesnt motivate him to leave nothing will.

Damn, That's right out of the awesome man's guide to being awesome.

f*ck yeah, I may do that myself with my step kids. Even if it is just one of my tuna can fingers.

PUTJ, are you taking your kid with you? Don't leave them wit her and those maggots, or your spawn will devolve into them.

I would love to but you know as well as I do I'd never get custody and she'd never let me. Hes alot better off with me than he would be with her.

Im going to see the Family court next week see what shitty non existent 'rights' I have. Gee, real looking forward to it.

She doesn't understand i want the best for my kid.

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You are the man of the house so be one, if i were you i would of picked up that computer a long time ago and smashed into a thousand tiny peices, sure they'll be an uproar but it will always subside and im sure that fat f**k will thank you in a few years time for it, if not maybe he'll get off his ass to get a job so he can buy a new one.

Man i wanted to do that to his HEAD many times but they always said they would 'call the poooooolice..... meeeeeeh' so I didnt want to be charged with anything.

Thats all they say, i'll call the police like a little fairy.

Its fucking infuriating when you are minding your own business, some c*nt fucks with you, you put them in their place and then, apparently, you're the bad guy and they're the victim.

How can they call the police when the phone line is cut...? :twisted:

Cutting the phone line is a breach if the telecomunications act (well it use to be unsure if it still is)

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Man i wanted to do that to his HEAD many times but they always said they would 'call the poooooolice..... meeeeeeh' so I didnt want to be charged with anything.

Thats all they say, i'll call the police like a little fairy.

Its fucking infuriating when you are minding your own business, some c*nt fucks with you, you put them in their place and then, apparently, you're the bad guy and they're the victim.

How can they call the police when the phone line is cut...? :twisted:

Cutting the phone line is a breach if the telecomunications act (well it use to be unsure if it still is)

"Mmmmmm....looks like mice did it to me bro" :pfft:

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Mate do what ever you need to do to stay with your kid. He/she will only ever be 3,4,5,6 etc once. YOU DO NOT GET ANOTHER SHOT AT THIS, ITS A ONE TIME DEAL!!! Im assuming these are some kind of online computor games your step son plays but thats what he's into so who gives a f*ck. It doesnt matter leave him to it. Put ALL of your attention into your kid (and occasionally into making those funny as video's). You made the baby, now grow an adult.

Andy.

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Mate do what ever you need to do to stay with your kid. He/she will only ever be 3,4,5,6 etc once. YOU DO NOT GET ANOTHER SHOT AT THIS, ITS A ONE TIME DEAL!!! Im assuming these are some kind of online computor games your step son plays but thats what he's into so who gives a f*ck. It doesnt matter leave him to it. Put ALL of your attention into your kid (and occasionally into making those funny as video's). You made the baby, now grow an adult.

Andy.

I know man. My issue was I do get on with things but this prick makes trouble for me and himself.

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bro I only skipped through this thread because days of our lives never have interested me much but................bro I feel for you having a woman who doesnt support you with her kids is a relationship doomed to FAILURE its on the parents to be in unison with the kids no matter what the other one thinks at the time!!!!!!!!

You have some serious anger issues though I feel a one on one with one of the monsters on here would help you alot lol!!!!!!!

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Mate do what ever you need to do to stay with your kid. He/she will only ever be 3,4,5,6 etc once. YOU DO NOT GET ANOTHER SHOT AT THIS, ITS A ONE TIME DEAL!!! Im assuming these are some kind of online computor games your step son plays but thats what he's into so who gives a f*ck. It doesnt matter leave him to it. Put ALL of your attention into your kid (and occasionally into making those funny as video's). You made the baby, now grow an adult.

Andy.

I know man. My issue was I do get on with things but this prick makes trouble for me and himself.

Just forget about him brother. He's 20 so with any luck will piss off and start his own thing. Focus on your child, be positive and do the best by him/her. It sounds really corny but as long as you are around and love your kids you can't go to far wrong.

Andy.

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bro I only skipped through this thread because days of our lives never have interested me much but................bro I feel for you having a woman who doesnt support you with her kids is a relationship doomed to FAILURE its on the parents to be in unison with the kids no matter what the other one thinks at the time!!!!!!!!

You have some serious anger issues though I feel a one on one with one of the monsters on here would help you alot lol!!!!!!!

Hehe yeh you're right man, I'm a pretty chilled out dude actually but once I get mad I lose the plot and dont think rationally.

I was heavy weight division for boxing but seeming as I've dropped a few KGs thanks to my shoulder injury I'm only just light-heavy now.

Love having a spar with big fuckers. Even if I get fucked up at least I have a good work out. Cant say my brain would thank me tho.

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Mate do what ever you need to do to stay with your kid. He/she will only ever be 3,4,5,6 etc once. YOU DO NOT GET ANOTHER SHOT AT THIS, ITS A ONE TIME DEAL!!! Im assuming these are some kind of online computor games your step son plays but thats what he's into so who gives a f*ck. It doesnt matter leave him to it. Put ALL of your attention into your kid (and occasionally into making those funny as video's). You made the baby, now grow an adult.

Andy.

I know man. My issue was I do get on with things but this prick makes trouble for me and himself.

Just forget about him brother. He's 20 so with any luck will piss off and start his own thing. Focus on your child, be positive and do the best by him/her. It sounds really corny but as long as you are around and love your kids you can't go to far wrong.

Andy.

Cheers, will do, had i been a bit younger i wouldn't have thought so rationally or controlled my fury like I do now. (Physically.)

Hes not worth shining my knuckles for.

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bro I back you with your kids and all you do is come back talking about your prowess as a boxer and how tough you are :roll: I take it back just leave em here and go bro :grin:

Haha I never said I was tough. I dont think i'm tough but I'm confident enough to step into the ring with anyone, providing its not David Tua or a pro that would cream me in a sec.

Just saying I like to spar. One of my trainers was a Samoan bloke and his half punches made me wince a few times.

Why are those guys so big??? What do they eat? Children?

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Email blizzard and tell that your 'son' is addicted to world of warcraft and its detrimental to his quality of life, he has quit his job, his health is suffering etc and you need them to cancel his account, if you dont know his username just tell them to block your IP address permanently. Its for his own good.

Then, make new youtube sensation video.

Profit.

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