Sky TV is SHIT

[Pseudonym]

dude you just backed up his comment...

Er, I think that was the point, Rovr4on! Don't worry Pumpup - I appreciated the joke. :pfft:

[rovr4on]

dude you just backed up his comment...

Er, I think that was the point, Rovr4on! Don't worry Pumpup - I appreciated the joke. :pfft:

Lol edit comment, don't know how I fell for that one, fairly obvious!

[Pumpupthejam]

dude you just backed up his comment...

Er, I think that was the point, Rovr4on! Don't worry Pumpup - I appreciated the joke. :pfft:

:grin:

[Pumpupthejam]

Cancelled Sky yesterday.

But theres a deep part of me, that, well, is missing McGuyver on The Box and his mullet.

[pyro]

Freeview, pretty sure its played on the weekends on prime.

[Pumpupthejam]

Freeview, pretty sure its played on the weekends on prime.

All I have is the Ariel coming from the wall to my old school CRT wide-screen tv and the picture is so lousy. don't care tho TV is whack.

I got me some dee veee deees!!!! :pfft:

[olympia]

I got sick of my mrs watching Kardashians and fucken Kendra and all these stupid ass programmes so i cancelled sky . No wonder women are such drama queens these days

Hahaha, I just cancelled the missus, much better in the long run Cheaper too :nod:

But who would do the housework and cook tea if i was to this. Women do have their benefits :pfft:

[vracula]

Freeview, pretty sure its played on the weekends on prime.

All I have is the Ariel coming from the wall to my old school CRT wide-screen tv and the picture is so lousy. don't care tho TV is whack.

I got me some dee veee deees!!!! :pfft:

download shit Bra!way better!

[Pseudonym]

All I have is the Ariel coming from the wall

Sorry... Could help myself. :pfft:

[Pumpupthejam]

All I have is the Ariel coming from the wall

Sorry... Could help myself. :pfft:

Lol. Shes hot. Bit fishy tho.

[rovr4on]

All I have is the Ariel coming from the wall

Sorry... Could help myself. :pfft:

Lol. Shes hot. Bit fishy tho.

hah, aint they all! :nod:

[soundsgood]

I was at the pub the other night and there was a guy sitting at the bar who had a tiny head. His whole body was perfectly proportioned for his height except for his head which was tiny. I had to talk to him so I went up and asked him why he had such a small head. He told me his story.

He was out fishing alone one day when he came across a beautiful mermaid sitting on a rock. He paddled up next to her and the Mermaid tells him she can grant him 3 wishes. He thought about it for a bit then says 'I wish I had a massive boat'. The mermaid clicks her fingers and all of a sudden the man finds himself standing on a massive launch with the Mermaid.

He thought about what he would like for his second wish for a moment then says 'I wish I had 10 million dollars'. The mermaid again snaps her fingers and in front of the guy 10 suitcases appear each containing $1 million cash.

The guy starts thinking about what he wants for his third wish. He looks at the Mermaid who was absolutely stunning. He says to the Mermaid 'okay Ariel, I want to make love to you all night long'. The mermaid shook her head and says although she is all woman up top, she is a fish down below so that is not possible. 'Okay,' says the man, 'how about a little head then'.