JOB Perks and Freebies, bonuses etc!

[jimjim83]

Self employed so many perks!

Free protein powder and other supplements -not really free but take out of shop stock and can write off and no cash passes hand

Company vehicle, phone, computer and charges etc

free groceries

sleep with business partner (wife :wink: )

Made up for by impossible work schedules, stress, financial worries

and I HATE paydays,too many staff!!!

If I come and work for you do I get to sleep with your wife?

[Gasp]

Get to meet some interesting types including in the last year or so all of ACDC and John Paul Jones (Led Zep).

[genetic freek]

I get to hire good looking girls and then have sex with them.

[jimjim83]

I get to hire good looking girls and then have sex with them.

Need an assistant?

[bigskinny]

I get a fuel card at work. Although I'll probably get fired when they see I've averaged around $150 in fuel costs; Per week.

My baby is hungry. :shifty:

[Rookie]

I get to hire good looking girls and then have sex with them.

lol you got a new job?

[genetic freek]

I get a fuel card at work. Although I'll probably get fired when they see I've averaged around $150 in fuel costs; Per week.

My baby is hungry. :shifty:

That's one ugly car

[bigskinny]

^^

Only compared to your Honda civic :grin: