Toothpaste.

[Bruce Al]

Do you find much difference in brands other than taste?

Which ones do you use?

[HarryB]

Shouldn't this be in the steroids section?

[Pseudonym]

Now there's an idea, Harry. Toothpaste laced with dbol. Grow your biceps as you brush.

 

I use Colgate Optic White - because, well, why wouldn't you? I've never understood why they don't just put everything in as standard. Given the choice, would you like a) fresh breath, b) longer lasting protection, c) whiter teeth, or d) all of the above? Is anyone ever going to choose anything but option D?

 

But actually, apparently they are. We were discussing this today at work...

http://stoppress.co.nz/news/smile-natural-looks-good-you

[Riccardo]

Nitrotane

[jimmybro1]

Androgel?

[Pseudonym]

13 hours ago, jimmybro1 said:

Androgel?

Only if it's peppermint flavoured. Still gotta get that minty fresh breath!

[Bruce Al]

I'm sick of minty toothpaste. I feel like I need a purple hubba bubba flavoured one.