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Actually, thinking about that is farken gross! I hope you antimicrobial hand-wash your hands or have a shower before gym. That's why I fist pump and never shake peoples hands, I will only shake hands at a formal interview. Honestly though, you really shouldn't do that stuff before gym, that's how germs spread and people get sick. Shame on you and any other person who does this before a workout.

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Actually, thinking about that is farken gross! I hope you antimicrobial hand-wash your hands or have a shower before gym. That's why I fist pump and never shake peoples hands, unless I'm at a formal interview. Honestly though, you really shouldn't do that stuff before gym, that's how germs spread and people get sick. Shame on you and any other person who does this before a workout.

bro harden up dried jizz is better than chalk 

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Anyone else youporn.com user? used to go on Redtube too when there was limit of 5 video per day on youporn and id maxed those out, but since they made it unlimited dont even go on other porn sites as waste of fapping time. If i wana see real filthy rape type choking etc shit i just get one my bitches over and look at reflection in mirror wall of my room maybe smack her up a bit too if i bored

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Actually, thinking about that is farken gross! I hope you antimicrobial hand-wash your hands or have a shower before gym. That's why I fist pump and never shake peoples hands, unless I'm at a formal interview. Honestly though, you really shouldn't do that stuff before gym, that's how germs spread and people get sick. Shame on you and any other person who does this before a workout.

bro harden up dried jizz is better than chalk 

 

 WHAT!? Chalk, what the hell are you on about. Are you high?

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Actually, thinking about that is farken gross! I hope you antimicrobial hand-wash your hands or have a shower before gym. That's why I fist pump and never shake peoples hands, unless I'm at a formal interview. Honestly though, you really shouldn't do that stuff before gym, that's how germs spread and people get sick. Shame on you and any other person who does this before a workout.

Sorry bro. You've already contracted HIV, AIDS and chlamydia from touching the same dumbbells I've used at Gold's.

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Actually, thinking about that is farken gross! I hope you antimicrobial hand-wash your hands or have a shower before gym. That's why I fist pump and never shake peoples hands, unless I'm at a formal interview. Honestly though, you really shouldn't do that stuff before gym, that's how germs spread and people get sick. Shame on you and any other person who does this before a workout.

bro harden up dried jizz is better than chalk 

 

 WHAT!? Chalk, what the hell are you on about. Are you high?

 

not high mate

jizz dries on skin and gives real good grip, better than straps and chalk combined

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Sorry bro. You've already contracted HIV, AIDS and chlamydia from touching the same dumbbells I've used at Gold's.

Fark you ow Leeroid. Wait till I see your black arse at gym. I'm gonna be having a stern word with you in regards to this.

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not high mate

jizz dries on skin and gives real good grip, better than straps and chalk combined

 Oh, I get it now. I never use chalk, that one doesn't apply to me. I Seriously feel like chundering after hearing these sick stories  :puke:  When you confess to doing something like that on a forum, you can guarantee that it is the truth  :pale:  Took me a while to understand what, 'preworkout pron' meant. Just have to scroll down and read, then you click.

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Actually, thinking about that is farken gross! I hope you antimicrobial hand-wash your hands or have a shower before gym. That's why I fist pump and never shake peoples hands, unless I'm at a formal interview. Honestly though, you really shouldn't do that stuff before gym, that's how germs spread and people get sick. Shame on you and any other person who does this before a workout.

 

I also have stopped masturbating at formal meetings

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Wtf fk redtube and all other tube sites their shit. If you want good real porn (anal fisting, prolapse, farting, torture etc.) then you need to find streaming links. go on vk.com, hdstream.to, playporn.to, alluc.to, different russian blogs etc.

 

wot

 

Br0's I just do it before a set right at the gym lol. Dat test spike.

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Wtf fk redtube and all other tube sites their shit. If you want good real porn (anal fisting, prolapse, farting, torture etc.) then you need to find streaming links. go on vk.com, hdstream.to, playporn.to, alluc.to, different russian blogs etc.

 

 

lol

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Wtf fk redtube and all other tube sites their shit. If you want good real porn (anal fisting, prolapse, farting, torture etc.) then you need to find streaming links. go on vk.com, hdstream.to, playporn.to, alluc.to, different russian blogs etc.

 

wot

 

Br0's I just do it before a set right at the gym lol. Dat test spike.

U like incest porn and farm barnyard stuff too brO?

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Wtf fk redtube and all other tube sites their shit. If you want good real porn (anal fisting, prolapse, farting, torture etc.) then you need to find streaming links. go on vk.com, hdstream.to, playporn.to, alluc.to, different russian blogs etc.

 

wot

 

Br0's I just do it before a set right at the gym lol. Dat test spike.

 

f*ck that Russian shit man.

 

Bunch of minors that haven't eaten in two years.  It's messed up.

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Oh no fk russian porn. I mean russian / european based servers that host mainstream / kinky porn because of different laws etc.

 

Quite like evil angel's Mike Adriano who pov directs gonzo anal porn for example. Why would anybody watch stupid vanilla sex i.e brazzers / naughty america etc is beyond me.

 

Also hate the 'pseudo' bdsm that you see in mainstream like 50 shades etc. It's not bdsm if they look like their enjoying it / not crying their eyes out / screaming. You can easily tell real vs fake. I mean why bother tying someone up if there's no reason to restrain them in the first place, i.e when putting needles through their fanny / tits.

 

You ever made a girl prolapse HuGh?

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