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Yeah man mrs will be out of action for a while soon so it was a toss up between that and this one

shes got a mouth and an arsehole (no homo) doesnt she?

Yeah so ive heard. You can choose which orifice you want or you can design your own with the lips etc moulded from real pornstars. Different textured sleeves you can change. So ive heard.

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Fleshlight :P Supposedly close as possible to the real thing.

A sensation you may never know, so any hole, is a goal, for you. Don't forget to leave a review of the product. For jimjim of course.

As for me:

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My 500gms of BCAA.

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My fave packet of cereal 'Dianabol Pinkies', one 'Big Bitches' wank mag, pick axe, duck tape, length of rope and a second hand Earth wind and Fire cassette tape. (To drown out my victims screams.)

Off to dunedin?

Shit man how did you know? :idea2:

C'mon man, we've had enough massacres down this way. Just keep heading south a bit to Gore or something :lol:

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My fave packet of cereal 'Dianabol Pinkies', one 'Big Bitches' wank mag, pick axe, duck tape, length of rope and a second hand Earth wind and Fire cassette tape. (To drown out my victims screams.)

Off to dunedin?

Shit man how did you know? :idea2:

Dont forget the tarpaulin mate. Saves a shit load of time cleaning up later.

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Cheers Olympia. Yeh, will do Gore over once I'm finished. I heard theres some relatives of jimjim living there that are evil and anemic, well, you know what the cure for that is dont you? Iron, and I just happen to have a bar of it ready for their consumption!!!

Love you jimjim xxxxx :grin: :kiss:

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Cheers Olympia. Yeh, will do Gore over once I'm finished. I heard theres some relatives of jimjim living there that are evil and anemic, well, you know what the cure for that is dont you? Iron, and I just happen to have a bar of it ready for their consumption!!!

Love you jimjim xxxxx :grin: :kiss:

At least gore will remind you of England, cool, wet, racist, just not as many gypsies and blacks

:pfft:

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