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i understand how scissors can beat paper, and i got how a rock can beat scissors, but thers no fucking way paper can beat rock! is paper supposed to magically wrap around a rock and make it immobile? why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people? why arnt sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating people? ill tell u why, coz paper cant beat anybody - a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. when i play paper, rock, scissors i always choose rock then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper, i punch them in the face with my already clenched fist, and say, oh shit im sorry, i thought paper would protect u arsehole!

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