2guns Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 Found in packs - one alpha-cougar, normally regards herself as the hottest of the hotties in her own fan-club, plus some hangers-on to benefit from her discards...this isnt uncommon for a group of girls who are friends to have this either.its normally just one girl who aitn as hot as the rest of her mates.i refer to her as the 'DUFF' D-designated U-ugly F-fat F-freind.the duff is the one who gets all the shit and get to talk to the guys who the hotties arent interested in, u should avoid the DUFF at all times, if u cant get the hot ones then dnt bother. even if the DUFF looks good when u are drunk.... SHE IS NOT! :pfft: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queen Posted April 2, 2008 Report Share Posted April 2, 2008 Im giggling :pfft: Specially about the watering holes :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamWelly Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 If you live in Wellington then check out Hummingbird on a Thursday night. Couger central \:D/ Haha at the DUFF part! That is where a good wingman comes into action. I generally find getting the wingman drunk, and convincing him the DUFF is a hottie works well :pfft: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamfatboy Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 If you live in Wellington then check out Hummingbird on a Thursday night. Couger central \:D/ Yep. a lot of Courtenay Place is like that...esp the high-end places where the over-achiever can flash her goldcard (not that that's a bad thing) Haha at the DUFF part! That is where a good wingman comes into action. I generally find getting the wingman drunk, and convincing him the DUFF is a hottie works well :pfft:Talk about team spirit :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2guns Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Haha at the DUFF part! That is where a good wingman comes into action. I generally find getting the wingman drunk, and convincing him the DUFF is a hottie works well sam welly.u would make the perfect wingman for me :nod: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queen Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 If you live in Wellington then check out Hummingbird on a Thursday night. Couger central \:D/ Haha at the DUFF part! That is where a good wingman comes into action. I generally find getting the wingman drunk, and convincing him the DUFF is a hottie works well :pfft:CLASSIC... can this also involve good natured teasing the next day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2guns Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 can this also involve good natured teasing the next day good natured? wats that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 :pfft: :pfft: at DUFF so whos had to take one for the team and do the duff because the hottie dosnt wanna leave her friend behind and wont leave without her ! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queen Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 can this also involve good natured teasing the next day good natured? wats that?something like sarcasm :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamWelly Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 2guns... I am a really bad wingman - I generally end up bangin the hot one hahaha :pfft: :twisted: You coming down to the Wellington Event bro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2guns Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 You coming down to the Wellington Event bro?wat wellington event is this?and if u came out with me, u would jsut end up being the wingman... it would just be like nature taking place. u know wat im saying? :pfft: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotangs on Posted April 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 Would be gold to see 2guns and sam trying to pick up the same girl :clap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotangs on Posted April 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 I found this while googling cougars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blairandkelly Posted April 3, 2008 Report Share Posted April 3, 2008 "duff" nice one , these girls can be a problem , but also iv found them to sometimes be usefull as kind of a "gateway" or "backdoor" to the hotter friends , by accepting the porker as a real person brownie points can be earnt , its all about penetrating the group at times , other times its handy to have an equally fugelly male tagger along , you can be my goto man any time 2gs :pfft: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Small Posted April 4, 2008 Report Share Posted April 4, 2008 e channeltonight 8:30pme counts down "25 hottest hollywood cougar tales" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blairandkelly Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 can someone give me a delayed running commentry on this show please , cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphagirl Posted April 7, 2008 Report Share Posted April 7, 2008 According to E Chanel, a Cougar is a "bold beautiful woman who happens to like her men young". Top 25 started off with Paula Abdul, and progressed through virtually every older actress in Hollywood. No.2 Eva Longoria and No.1 Demi Moore of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 Would be gold to see 2guns and sam trying to pick up the same girl I've seen 2GUNS pic and Ive seen SamWelly's pic and my money would be on Sam on that one, unless 2GUNS is hung like a pony!! :pfft: :pfft: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2guns Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 ive seen yr pic too and dnt think ud have a shit show :pfft: hows ashley? :pfft: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 why do you think i hooked up with the first woman who looked in my direction and have been with her 19 years 2GUNS...you should do so too as I dont like your chances if you leave it too late! lol :pfft: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2guns Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 why do you think i hooked up with the first woman who looked in my direction and have been with her 19 years 2GUNS...coz that all u could get :pfft: anyway i dnt want to bust yr ego daleand nar i prefer to take my chances rather than be on lock down!! :pfft: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 you really have no idea do you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentOrange Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 FIGHHT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 lol you go for your life 2GUNS, so many girls so little time and why not!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr natural Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 your both ugly hahahahahahaha :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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