GyzzBrah Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 Idk what its called, but you can get the enzyme that digests lactose in supplement form. Has anybody ever used this, or knows where to get it from, what brands etc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudonym Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 I used it once as part of a product that had multiple digestive enzymes in it. Can't remember what it was though, sorry. But it seems most pharmacies stock lactase anyway... http://www.netpharmacy.co.nz/natures-way-lactase-enzyme-100-capsules https://www.pharmacydirect.co.nz/Lacto-Free-Mini-Tablets-100-Supports-Digestion-of-Lactose-in-Dairy.html http://www.healthpost.co.nz/solgar-lactase-3500-sglac.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmybro1 Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 It's lactase the enzyme breaks down lactose into sugar. We we use it on UHT projects to produce lactose free or low lactose milk products Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PETN Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 Lactose is a (disaccharide) sugar too. But yeah lactase breaks it down into glucose and galactose (monosaccharide sugars) by hydrolysis which then can actually be absorbed by body. Why do you think you need lactase gyzzbrah? You been shitting your pants regularly something? jimmybro1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maccaz Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, PETN said: Lactose is a (disaccharide) sugar too. But yeah lactase breaks it down into glucose and galactose (monosaccharide sugars) by hydrolysis which then can actually be absorbed by body. Why do you think you need lactase gyzzbrah? You been shitting your pants regularly something? gyzz is the first person i know that shoves tissues up his ass when he has the shits. insterating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GyzzBrah Posted May 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 Just now, maccaz said: gyzz is the first person i know that shoves tissues up his ass when he has the shits. insterating. No I normally dont. But this was a very special case, where it was not really shit, but literally brown water, didnt even smell like shit. Dumb retarded flatmate bought a whole large raw chicken to make roast dinner for these 3 islander girls (he is gay), and put it in a blue box and washed the thing with a lot of water (this spreads salmonella and campylobacter due to splashing.) After he finished the whole kitchen was a fucking mess and some of the dishes that he cooked in remained unwashed for a week. So there is no fucking way he wiped down the sink etc, and some of the clean plates could have been contaminated too. I got food poisoning the day after he cooked this (didnt eat any of it though). Also had a chest infection the day before. 5 minutes ago, PETN said: Lactose is a (disaccharide) sugar too. But yeah lactase breaks it down into glucose and galactose (monosaccharide sugars) by hydrolysis which then can actually be absorbed by body. Why do you think you need lactase gyzzbrah? You been shitting your pants regularly something? Dont exactly need it, looking at the price of it cbf I can do without it. Thought if it was cheap could make milk / whey easier to have, but wont bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maccaz Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 13 minutes ago, GyzzBrah said: No I normally dont. But this was a very special case, where it was not really shit, but literally brown water, didnt even smell like shit. Dumb retarded flatmate bought a whole large raw chicken to make roast dinner for these 3 islander girls (he is gay), and put it in a blue box and washed the thing with a lot of water (this spreads salmonella and campylobacter due to splashing.) After he finished the whole kitchen was a fucking mess and some of the dishes that he cooked in remained unwashed for a week. So there is no fucking way he wiped down the sink etc, and some of the clean plates could have been contaminated too. I got food poisoning the day after he cooked this (didnt eat any of it though). Also had a chest infection the day before. Dont exactly need it, looking at the price of it cbf I can do without it. Thought if it was cheap could make milk / whey easier to have, but wont bother. didnt ask for long winded cover story of questionable truth, but fyi that is not the correct procedure for dealing with stomach problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GyzzBrah Posted May 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 1 hour ago, maccaz said: didnt ask for long winded cover story of questionable truth, but fyi that is not the correct procedure for dealing with stomach problem. For future reference, how do you deal with it then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maccaz Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 10 minutes ago, GyzzBrah said: For future reference, how do you deal with it then? lol arent you an adult? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GyzzBrah Posted May 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 8 minutes ago, maccaz said: lol arent you an adult? Not really, still kid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GyzzBrah Posted May 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 Adult is a state of mind, not a specific age. Like I know some people that were adults at 15, and some people that arent. I will be adult possibly 4th year of uni. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maccaz Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 Just now, GyzzBrah said: Adult is a state of mind, not a specific age. Like I know some people that were adults at 15, and some people that arent. I will be adult possibly 4th year of uni. do you still chat with old gay guys on grindr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GyzzBrah Posted May 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 Just now, maccaz said: do you still chat with old gay guys on grindr? They arent old, and no, I did it for a week then I used it as a troll account to catch people that were into weird disturbing shit, i.e most homos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maccaz Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 Just now, GyzzBrah said: They arent old, and no, I did it for a week then I used it as a troll account to catch people that were into weird disturbing shit, i.e most homos. lol it wasn't a troll account m8 be realistic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maccaz Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 getting off topic tho, dont put anything in your ass ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GyzzBrah Posted May 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 Just now, maccaz said: lol it wasn't a troll account m8 be realistic Oh no, It became that later on though. Then got bant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Al Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 A tampon up your arse probably would have worked better.... But now days they make adult size nappies for people like you who drink too much milk and get the shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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