maassive Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 I observed the most fucked up PT session this morning...The guy getting trained was your average joe, slightly overweight middle-aged man. The PT trainer is reasonably built with a weird accent that I can't quite pick. So I get to the gym this morning looking forward to a legs day and see Average Joe (AJ) on the bike for a warmup - things would look normal except that PT is literally holding the guy's hand the entire time (10+ min) as if he's checking his pulse. The machines have a heart rate monitor, so WTF? Then just as I'm about to hit up the leg press AJ and PT move over to it. PT strips the plates off it until there is only two, and then AJ proceeds to bang it out for 6 reps. Then things get kinda weird. PT just will not STFU, and he's talking about the properties of various metals, of all things. On and on he goes while AJ is just sitting prone, listening to him. Over 5 minutes pass while I'm still on the bike waiting for these morons to finish up, and all with no further exercise performed on the leg press. Oh and PT has his hand rested gently on the guys shoulder while they discuss everything except actually lifting weights. AJ pushes out 4 more reps of his terrifying 40kilos and then they move to the swiss ball for some assisted stretches. And yes, by assisted, I mean PT is (yet again) touching this guy all over while he helps him stretch his chest out. (not legs).After a single set stint with cables for some core work, they move to the bench press where PT literally gives the guy a back and neck massage for a few minutes. No benching actually occurs. On and on this goes for my full 60 min workout, with probably a total of 4 exercises performed by these guys and the rest is just holding hands and talking. I seriously hope you read this gay PT guy and realize that other people go to the gym to WORKOUT! Next time you want to eyefuck and hold hands do it at club or something, but don't f*ck up other people's day by disguising that shit as a PT session. What are our gyms coming to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Ha name the gym sounds hilarous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryB Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 can you get me his business card? I need a new trainer ha ha ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maassive Posted April 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 can you get me his business card? I need a new trainer ha ha ha ha haYeah man he'll get you hard alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phedder Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 can you get me his business card? I need a new trainer ha ha ha ha haYeah man he'll get you hard alright.Make you feel that deep burn too I bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maassive Posted April 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 can you get me his business card? I need a new trainer ha ha ha ha haYeah man he'll get you hard alright.Make you feel that deep burn too I bet.the man knows how to get a pump on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phedder Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Yeah man he'll get you hard alright.Make you feel that deep burn too I bet.the man knows how to get a pump on.The kind that makes you walk funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maassive Posted April 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Make you feel that deep burn too I bet.the man knows how to get a pump on.The kind that makes you walk funny.a good leg workout always makes me walk funny. esp down stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjim83 Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 I observed the most fucked up PT session this morning...The guy getting trained was your average joe, slightly overweight middle-aged man. The PT trainer is reasonably built with a weird accent that I can't quite pick. So I get to the gym this morning looking forward to a legs day and see Average Joe (AJ) on the bike for a warmup - things would look normal except that PT is literally holding the guy's hand the entire time (10+ min) as if he's checking his pulse. The machines have a heart rate monitor, so WTF? Then just as I'm about to hit up the leg press AJ and PT move over to it. PT strips the plates off it until there is only two, and then AJ proceeds to bang it out for 6 reps. Then things get kinda weird. PT just will not STFU, and he's talking about the properties of various metals, of all things. On and on he goes while AJ is just sitting prone, listening to him. Over 5 minutes pass while I'm still on the bike waiting for these morons to finish up, and all with no further exercise performed on the leg press. Oh and PT has his hand rested gently on the guys shoulder while they discuss everything except actually lifting weights. AJ pushes out 4 more reps of his terrifying 40kilos and then they move to the swiss ball for some assisted stretches. And yes, by assisted, I mean PT is (yet again) touching this guy all over while he helps him stretch his chest out. (not legs).After a single set stint with cables for some core work, they move to the bench press where PT literally gives the guy a back and neck massage for a few minutes. No benching actually occurs. On and on this goes for my full 60 min workout, with probably a total of 4 exercises performed by these guys and the rest is just holding hands and talking. I seriously hope you read this gay PT guy and realize that other people go to the gym to WORKOUT! Next time you want to eyefuck and hold hands do it at club or something, but don't f*ck up other people's day by disguising that shit as a PT session. What are our gyms coming to?Maybe you should spend more time focusing on your own workout instead of living vicariously through homosexuals at the gym. If you watched the two for 60minutes you are doing something wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shutupandsquat Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 I bet he'd really make Gym Rat feel a burn in his ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maassive Posted April 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 I observed the most fucked up PT session this morning...The guy getting trained was your average joe, slightly overweight middle-aged man. The PT trainer is reasonably built with a weird accent that I can't quite pick. So I get to the gym this morning looking forward to a legs day and see Average Joe (AJ) on the bike for a warmup - things would look normal except that PT is literally holding the guy's hand the entire time (10+ min) as if he's checking his pulse. The machines have a heart rate monitor, so WTF? Then just as I'm about to hit up the leg press AJ and PT move over to it. PT strips the plates off it until there is only two, and then AJ proceeds to bang it out for 6 reps. Then things get kinda weird. PT just will not STFU, and he's talking about the properties of various metals, of all things. On and on he goes while AJ is just sitting prone, listening to him. Over 5 minutes pass while I'm still on the bike waiting for these morons to finish up, and all with no further exercise performed on the leg press. Oh and PT has his hand rested gently on the guys shoulder while they discuss everything except actually lifting weights. AJ pushes out 4 more reps of his terrifying 40kilos and then they move to the swiss ball for some assisted stretches. And yes, by assisted, I mean PT is (yet again) touching this guy all over while he helps him stretch his chest out. (not legs).After a single set stint with cables for some core work, they move to the bench press where PT literally gives the guy a back and neck massage for a few minutes. No benching actually occurs. On and on this goes for my full 60 min workout, with probably a total of 4 exercises performed by these guys and the rest is just holding hands and talking. I seriously hope you read this gay PT guy and realize that other people go to the gym to WORKOUT! Next time you want to eyefuck and hold hands do it at club or something, but don't f*ck up other people's day by disguising that shit as a PT session. What are our gyms coming to?Maybe you should spend more time focusing on your own workout instead of living vicariously through homosexuals at the gym. If you watched the two for 60minutes you are doing something wrong.thanks jim. I can always count on you for some constructive feedback. oh and btw my gym is a local small single room so pretty easy to see everyone at the same time. f*ck, I can only imagine what would have happened if it was big enough to have shadows in it. It would recreate a scene of horror like the one that your mum lost her virginity in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maassive Posted April 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 I observed the most fucked up PT session this morning...The guy getting trained was your average joe, slightly overweight middle-aged man. The PT trainer is reasonably built with a weird accent that I can't quite pick. So I get to the gym this morning looking forward to a legs day and see Average Joe (AJ) on the bike for a warmup - things would look normal except that PT is literally holding the guy's hand the entire time (10+ min) as if he's checking his pulse. The machines have a heart rate monitor, so WTF? Then just as I'm about to hit up the leg press AJ and PT move over to it. PT strips the plates off it until there is only two, and then AJ proceeds to bang it out for 6 reps. Then things get kinda weird. PT just will not STFU, and he's talking about the properties of various metals, of all things. On and on he goes while AJ is just sitting prone, listening to him. Over 5 minutes pass while I'm still on the bike waiting for these morons to finish up, and all with no further exercise performed on the leg press. Oh and PT has his hand rested gently on the guys shoulder while they discuss everything except actually lifting weights. AJ pushes out 4 more reps of his terrifying 40kilos and then they move to the swiss ball for some assisted stretches. And yes, by assisted, I mean PT is (yet again) touching this guy all over while he helps him stretch his chest out. (not legs).After a single set stint with cables for some core work, they move to the bench press where PT literally gives the guy a back and neck massage for a few minutes. No benching actually occurs. On and on this goes for my full 60 min workout, with probably a total of 4 exercises performed by these guys and the rest is just holding hands and talking. I seriously hope you read this gay PT guy and realize that other people go to the gym to WORKOUT! Next time you want to eyefuck and hold hands do it at club or something, but don't f*ck up other people's day by disguising that shit as a PT session. What are our gyms coming to?Maybe you should spend more time focusing on your own workout instead of living vicariously through homosexuals at the gym. If you watched the two for 60minutes you are doing something wrong.thanks jim. I can always count on you for some constructive feedback. oh and btw my gym is a local small single room so pretty easy to see everyone at the same time. f*ck, I can only imagine what would have happened if it was big enough to have shadows in it. It would recreate a scene of horror like the one that your mum lost her virginity in.... I remember that day well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beowulf Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 What gym is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maassive Posted April 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 What gym is this?Sorry guys I'm not gonna say which gym. This guy is a part time PT, whereas the owner of the gym is a really good dude so I don't want to give him a bad rep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
train hard Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 you should off joined in and made it a three way instead of watching in envy for 60 minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigskinny Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Maybe you should spend more time focusing on your own workout instead of living vicariously through homosexuals at the gym. If you watched the two for 60minutes you are doing something wrong.Finally, some wit. I was going to post the same thing. :pfft: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjim83 Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Maybe you should spend more time focusing on your own workout instead of living vicariously through homosexuals at the gym. If you watched the two for 60minutes you are doing something wrong.Finally, some wit. I was going to post the same thing. :pfft:Ive got plenty of wit unlike your half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rovr4on Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 the man knows how to get a pump on.The kind that makes you walk funny.a good leg workout always makes me walk funny. esp down stairs.haha If i dont have to hold the rails on the way down, I have to go back up to smash myself before I come back down!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rovr4on Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Maybe you should spend more time focusing on your own workout instead of living vicariously through homosexuals at the gym. If you watched the two for 60minutes you are doing something wrong.thanks jim. I can always count on you for some constructive feedback. oh and btw my gym is a local small single room so pretty easy to see everyone at the same time. f*ck, I can only imagine what would have happened if it was big enough to have shadows in it. It would recreate a scene of horror like the one that your mum lost her virginity in.... I remember that day well...Ever wondered whos your daddy JimJim? haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigskinny Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 ^^Gymgym is my bastard son... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjim83 Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Gymgym is my son.Your always welcome to come for a workout Ramy then we will see who the daddy is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
startinfromscratch Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 its not ramy, its boosting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjim83 Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Gymgym is my son.Your always welcome to come for a workout Boosting then we will see who the daddy is.Fixed? Im confused as to who is who now! :-s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameron_R Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Massive, why do you even care?Unless you've got some repressed feelings that almost came out this morning through jealousy, why waste your time stalking them? Just ignore it if you don't like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatwaslight Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 I used to train at fitness first in kings cross so I know where this guy is coming from it's fucking disgusting. Guys hooking up and holding hands in the gym is not something u can ignore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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